chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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