I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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