Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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