HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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