Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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