Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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