he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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