This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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