im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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