quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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