I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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