If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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