Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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