Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
