He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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