My pussy is not your playground.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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