Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
high people should be assigned attendants
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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