On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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