Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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