My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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