i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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