ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
