Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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