we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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