I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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