Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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