so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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