its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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