i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm too high and old for this...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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