love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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