is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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