Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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