Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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