You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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