he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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