She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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