BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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