I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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