I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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