After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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