i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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