I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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