awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You can't special order awesome
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
do herpes really smell.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
