I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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