Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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