How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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