love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize
