i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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