I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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