Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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