chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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